- In this year 2009 I was involved in a bike accident but nothing happened to me, I dont even know who sent me.
- I got a baby sister and she is so cute and troublesome but I love her all the same.
- My academic performance accelerated.
- I made super cool new friends, U my fellow blogvilleans.
- I made a very special new friend.
- I added a feather to my cap of age.(I am growing up not growing old)
- My cousin got married to a very nice looking dude and his expecting a baby.
- I could go on listing forever but I can like to stop here cos I am making a very large dinner.
December 31, 2009
December 14, 2009
So after a long time in my personal limbo called school, I decided that it was time to take my blogging life back. So how has everyone been? I so missed blogging, but school work was plenty, still have one more paper to go though. I am now a twitaddict too + my FB addiction is still there. A lot of stuffs have happened, a lot really. I survived not going to school clinic for the whole semester so that my Dr. wont have a reason to make me sin. Something terrible happened to my Run Tinz dude and I cant lie that I was unhappy about his misadventure, I was overjoyed it was right after I heard the rumors he was spreading about me.....LOL, I am only human. Recession even tried to touch me but trust me to find a way out.
October 27, 2009
September 30, 2009
So here is the thing, I don’t want to fuck you or I believe “Run things” was the phrase you used. That alone turns me off. There are a million and one girls around, the one you fucked the day I was in your room with your roommates.(No courtesy and nawa to the babe too). There is also the girl that you were professing love for on the phone when you thought I was asleep… I can go on listing but the whole point is I dont want to fuck you or even ever kiss. I do not want to spoil the prospects of you ever using your 9!©к, so do not allow me give you the talk that destroys every boy’s self esteem. Why do you have to be childish about everything? I am not the first girl saying no and I am def. not the last I am sure of that. Later you get the guts to call me a baby when you cant even behave like the adult that you are suppose to be. You go about with your fake britico accent, which by the way everyone knows it is fake. Do you know the insults I got for even ever standing to hold a convo with you but I took those insults thinking you were smart enough to realise all that I was doing. I even went as far as having a quarrel with one of my best friends ever cause of you and you def. werent worth it. First you embarrass and you dont apologize. It was until I was with someone else you realised that I haven’t come to see you in a long time(did you ever call me and that was like 4months) I tried to be friendly but you just have to realise that we cant ever be again so stop trying to embarrass me anywhere by referring to what we had. I am not denying anything but you know very well beneath that your ego that is too big for your body, that we are never ever going to be together again. I promise that the next shitty stunt you ever pull will cost you a lot. I am tired of being the adult.
PS: I so want the arsenal new kit but cant get one right now and its urgent jersey party is in exactly 3 days..... :-(
September 25, 2009
My dear Blog, forgive for I have sinned.This is my first blog post in 13days. I have fallen ill(yeah a bad sore throat, skull destroying migraine and a serious temperature), gotten a lot of assignments, gotten stolen away by twitter even facebooked for about 13hrs in this 13 days but i never for once forgot about I was always postponing cos I knew I needed special time to talk to you. I have had a lot of things to to you about but my lecturers believe others, even when I had 4days break my alter ego went on twitter was getting overtly addicted. I just got the reins of my life back today and you were the first I thought of…… ok, I thought about my software construction class first but still I thought you next. I realised if I dint write some things for you today it might be my last chance for a very long time to talk to you. My next two weeks are filled with what my parents and lecturers think is good 4 me, tests, midterms and many Assignments good enough for a whole primary school….
Back to my main story of boys being like roses. At first it was an hypothesis then I put it into an experiment on 4 different boys and I came up with my story of them being like roses. The story is normally like this before you start going out with them, they act all nice pretty and make you feel special just like how roses look before you pluck them all pretty nice. They are like this so that you are drawn towards you don’t notice the thorns in them and your problems begin immediately your start plucking them. First your can get hurt by the thorns when you pluck them just like boys their old dirty secrets start coming out from where ever they were hiding and hurting you a little bit just like the prick from the thorn, they will always stop hurting you after a little time. But that might just be the beginning of the problem, some girls dont bother to continue plucking it while others do and take it home. It’s either you put it in water or you dont. If you dont, it will die at some point before you realise what is going on. When you decide to put them in water and you dont let air get in the will also die. Now if you do both and you dont let some sunlight to get on them, same thing happens they still die. When you do the three, you enjoy them for a while before they are like all living things that die. Same logic goes for boys, they leave when you dont give them anytime(like saying boyfriend for mouth), they also go when you give them too much time and you dont allow them have alone time or socialize with their friends, even when you give them everything and forget to return a few phone calls they begin to question why you are avoiding them/ But if you treat them well with every every, they will be there for long, they will def. leave since they have to obey the law of nature that says all living things lie. Was that a convincing theory?
water - time
water and air - giving them everything and no breathing space
sunlight means breathing space
PS: I really totally completely missed blogging and a lot of drama has been going on around school lately. Apparently there exists a group that think they are gossip girls of the school spreading random gist and sending spam mails to people, I cant deny that I wasnt curious to know the gist but it wasnt all fantastic after I heard it....LOL
Just added some little stuff to make my ramblings more understandable if it's still not I ll break it down futher....
September 12, 2009
My fellow blogvilleans,
I got this from a friend and i wanted share and if you have seen it before just act surprised again it won’t kill…lwkm.
Make una read this list o. E don reach time wey we, as origina Naija
peoples go stop to dey use abbreviations like LoL, LMAO, LMAOROTF, BRB, WAS, etc etc. When we fit dey use abbreviation for our own exceptional street lingua. why?
- your at work and your chattin, no amount of spyware and things go bother you, u go still fit yab your boss NS(nothin spoil) whilst u still dey answer the maga YB (Yes Boss).
- Since our slangs are non-tribal, who knows, maybe this will further foster the bond ONE NAIJA, especially since its written and thus there's no chance of Danjuma pronouncing anything hillariously.
- Hey, why not, I'm sure it'll be fun learnin and more fun
indoctrinating others too.NLT (I shant translate this). As my brother
would say; Is a hell of Lingua.
So peoples, LGT!
1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy
51. NDU - Notin do una
Hope you all remembered to laugh oh…… LSDKMD(Laugh Still Dey Kill Me Die) my own version
PS: Did you know that the true meaning of SWAG from the Flash Dictionary of the old was stolen booty or loot or stolen stuff generally? and Leggy has changed her url to leggymoved.blogspot.com
September 07, 2009
So I decided to be faithful to my Hepatitis B vaccine which I have been taking for about 5 years and have never completed it. I went to the school clinic to take when I met the doctor on duty who was sitting in the nurse’s office. I told him I wanted to take my vaccine and he then told me to sit and wait for the nurse. He begins to ask questions and I thought he was just trying to be friendly, you know the way doctors are(well some of them). He decided to start flirting with me and I thought he was just teasing so I was doing same and before I could say ‘jazz’ or ‘juju’ I was sitting in his office and we were talking about me being his girlfriend. I tried to comprehend the whole gist, still thinking he was joking and I pretended to be thinking about it. Then it got more serious so I decided to ask him if it was a joke or not and he said it wasnt a joke and he meant every word of what he was saying. I was shocked and told him it was against everything I stood for to date a married man cause he was cheating in his wife and I would be contributing to it. Immediately I said that, he called his wife(and did I forget to mention that the wife was very beautiful and they already had a child who is almost 11months). He put the phone on speaker and gave the wife of how he asked me out and the part that made my shock absorber break down was when the wife said maybe because he has not shaved or he wasn't looking fresh enough, she told him it was probably cos I was thinking about he even spoke to his baby. Chineke!!!! the dude in question and his wife are typical Naija people they no even get mixed blood and she has only been in Yankee for three years. I dint even know what to say. The dude sha gave me a million and one reasons why I should agree. I just did the guy wuru wuru and left his office to take my vaccine so I wont be late for my class. My own question now is that ‘What do you call it when the wife approves of it and is even in full support of it and she even goes to extent of giving her husband details on how to get the babe?’
PS: I just discovered a website yesterday that finds entertainment to be related to occult sturvs and even gives complete analysis of how he arrived at that conclusion as seriously how jobless can people get please just enjoy the entertainment is that too much to do. If you want to check out the website this is the link: http://vigilantcitizen.com
September 02, 2009
August 29, 2009
FINALLY, I can breathe. The registration was very stressful but I finally finished. I am probably the happiest person in school. I got the perfect courses although that took alot. I had to smile alot today so I could look cute for all the people involved in the registration... LOL the power of an old teenager in a little girls body. Sometimes, I hate school and other times I just love being there...LOL(Confused Me) I want to believe their is this back to school speech that some guys reharse at home and come and spit it for girls I mean serious is their a place that a they all share this speech. One guy calls me and tells me of how I am not treating him well, that he really likes me and all that. the main koko of the story is why I dont want to go out with him. Two other guys tell me one of my friends same thing. I always thought that a relationship involves to people being in mutual agreement but these guys make it seem like its all about them. I mean you like me and I like you only as a friend is that too difficult to understand. PLS, the time as come for yo to outgrow me, now I almost regret being friendly with you on that first day.
August 26, 2009
August 24, 2009
- Tear Rubber
- Bolu Merente
- Your Man(My personal favourite)
August 22, 2009
Preparing for school has never been so annoying. My chequebooks(Popc & Mumc...LOL, let them catch my life) have both travelled and things aren't going as planned, whatever my enemies have planned for me will not work in Jesus name, Amen.This Post is specially dedicated to my Parents(eventhough they will never see it). Today is their wedding anniversary. This two people are make the marriage thing look so easy although they have their ups and downs like every normal human being. My mum can be a typical woman at any point but my dad knows how to tune her. I f were him ehn I dont think the marriage to my mum will survive(Don't look at it the wrong way oh...LOL). I can proudly say in all their years of marriage I have never seen them fight. They would be the only reason I would ever believe in love.DAD: He is the quiet one. The one that doesn't shout too much but he his very protective. He has been known to spoil me and my siblings wella. He is always ready to settle any ish with mum. He is basically the introvert. He supports any thing mumc wants to do strongly provided its for her own good. Although he can spoil us he is very disciplined and he doesn't take trash, for him God first then your books. You don't have any responsibility except your school work. I love him that way. He perfects her imperfections.MUM: She is the action woman. Can cut off your head for something so little. She is very Ijebu(a strong accountant) She can be very fun at times and she can diss people very well. She is a party person(got mine from her) Anyway, she is the no nonsense woman, very strict. She's very annoying at times but my dad knows how to tune her. She also perfects his imperfections.I pray that they spend all their life and many more years together in JESUS name. AmenHappy Anniversay MUM & DAD.
PS: I have finally gotten the red bag of my dream. I am so in luv with red and purple.TIBA
August 19, 2009
August 17, 2009
After my last post, I felt so happy and free. Summer holiday is almost over and I have to be in school in five days. School is just a part of life I hate so much. To make matters worse, my school just introduced to new rules that has disrupted the balance of nature:
- No cars except for seniors.
- Curfew is now 12am -5am.
August 14, 2009
August 11, 2009
When my friends and I are discussing about what we want in our guys, we list so many qualities like how he has to be tall, buff, handsome, very rich... you know the underwear model type, sensitive and all that but the bottom line is that we want the perfect man. Recently, I have realized that there is no such thing as the perfect man. If I get a guy with good packaging that I can talk to when there is no sex involved I would be probably very contented with that. It’s not like I don’t want a perfect man, but I just want a guy with money, very well educated and all that but I don’t expect him to perfect since I am not perfect. As Katt Williams (It might seem a foolish thing to quote Katt but this one is good.) said “if there is such a perfect man, won’t he want a perfect woman” or seriously what do I expect. Anyways it’s just that girls have to stop waiting for perfection and get on with their lives. Are they perfect themselves? Seriously the story of the perfect man is getting old. You will see women of about 30 and above still going about looking and waiting for the perfect. I had my dreams of the perfect man then I they are just what they will remain “dreams” and since they were crushed, I have gotten over it. Even my popc might be super dad but he isn’t perfect. All you need is a man that perfects all your imperfections and vice versa.
PS: If I see perfect man, I go marry oh....LOL, but I might consider if the person doesn’t stress me too much oh, I am not perfect oh and I no dey find perfect man.
August 09, 2009
Hi, My name is TaioFierce and am addicted to Facebook. I know every and anybody has a certain kind of addiction to facebook but mine is a silly kind that can't be controlled. I realised I was an addict when I came up with these twenty reasons:
- I filled out a survey and they asked what is your most source of news and I picked out FB from many options.
- I stay awake till almost 4am to get on FB cos of internet problem at school.
- I have done more than 100 quizzes on FB people even notice.
- Every picture I take must be FB worthy.
- I get most of my advice from my FB comments.
- My most used word have become LOL, cos of commenting excessively on pictures.
- I was sent out of Java class for FBing and I just left and stayed on the corridor to continue FBing.
- On my chrome homepage, my most visited page page is FB.
- I started using phones to FB, when it becomes inaccesible.
- I realised I was a fan of 1000 pages, so I deleted about half and I am still adding more.
- I have made enemies of people I have never even met.
- I feel empty cos I had not checked my friends' status update.
- I got 100% in a quiz about whether I'm a FB addict or not.
- FB is always opened but it isn't my homepage.
- I only communicate with some people I see everyday only on FB, outside there we aren't friends.
- My mum knew the existence of FB from seeing it opened constantly on my browser.
- I crave to refresh my home page immediately it finishes loading.
- I could stay indoors all day and still know the gist, all through the day.
- I use it to replace my phone in times when recession affects my creadit balance.
- I refreshed my FB page at least 10 times before I completed this post.
August 07, 2009
My precious sweetheart (My baby sister) started crawling perfectly today and she was able to scatter things around the house so whenever we drop her on the floor, my mind is never at rest thinking she might pull down mumc's priced flower vase at a point.Then I started wishing she was still a baby that would just stay one place and cry if she needs something. I began to relate this to my popc's over bearing behaviour maybe this is what happens anytime I say "Daddy, am going out with my friends today." He begins to envision different kinds of scenarios for accidents I can get involved in or all the boys I am doing or better still hope he is not going to come to get me from one of the numerous "area 51's". He calls me for so many unreasonable things during my outings. I know how far his mind can go and then I realised that its time to allow my sister to play freely the only thing I can do is remove breakable things within her reach and pray she doesn't damaged the ones she can reach. Popc should realise that by instructing me well, he has removed all the things I can break and all he can do now is hope I utilise his fatherly advice well. He should know that he wont't always be there its time he starts allowing me to live my life, if I am going to spoil I will no matter what he does so all he can do now is pray and hope that he taught me well. In letting me have my freedom he will have peace of mind. Daddy, Please its time to cut the proverbial umbilical cord.
August 05, 2009
August 04, 2009
Hmmm, blogville is anoda crazy world on its own. I av been on since morning and am not seeming to mind. I av been wondering were I waz wen all thousands became blog crazy which i am probably becoming now. I am very alert so as not to miss any blog worthy event...LOL. I av been reading so many blogs since like Sir Scribbles, ExSchoolNerd, AfroBabe, The Agbero, Naija Bad Boy and many others. Everyone I av seen has been very nice, after reading some blogs I felt like I connected with some of them just the same way my mind disappears in a perfect novel. Just want to say Kudos to all of them.
August 02, 2009
Happy Sunday!!!! Today was a great sunday for. Hope it was gud for u too. anyway
- I am resourceful, grateful and blessed.
- I am willing to face my fear of being left alone, standing apart in a crowd but I have realised that from uniqueness lies greatness
- I am more loving to myself when I have the courage to set limits.
- I am powerful and strong.
- I have the courage to love and support myself by acknowledging my intrinsic worth.
- I have self-discipline to resist temptation and distractions.
- I am willing to forgive everyone that has wronged me
- I am full of energy and creativity.
- I am optimistic. I look on the bright side of situations.
- I am full of love and energy.
- I am resilient.
- I can courageously handle anything as I take it one day at a time.
- I am able to focus on my priorities and keep the main thing, the MAIN THING!
PS: I made a new discovery, if u go down to Gurara Falls in Niger State, and go back up... doing that like 1ce or 2ce times removes all unwanted excess fats......lol buh seriously