September 07, 2009

FilmTrick or BlackMagic or Jazz...

I am really not sure which it is but I am sure you my fellow blogvillean can help me detect it after this unbelievable story of mine which I still dont believe.

So I decided to be faithful to my Hepatitis B vaccine which I have been taking for about 5 years and have never completed it. I went to the school clinic to take when I met the doctor on duty who was sitting in the nurse’s office. I told him I wanted to take my vaccine and he then told me to sit and wait for the nurse. He begins to ask questions and I thought he was just trying to be friendly, you know the way doctors are(well some of them). He decided to start flirting with me and I thought he was just teasing so I was doing same and before I could say ‘jazz’ or ‘juju’ I was sitting in his office and we were talking about me being his girlfriend. I tried to comprehend the whole gist, still thinking he was joking and I pretended to be thinking about it. Then it got more serious so I decided to ask him if it was a joke or not and he said it wasnt a joke and he meant every word of what he was saying. I was shocked and told him it was against everything I stood for to date a married man cause he was cheating in his wife and I would be contributing to it. Immediately I said that, he called his wife(and did I forget to mention that the wife was very beautiful and they already had a child who is almost 11months). He put the phone on speaker and gave the wife of how he asked me out and the part that made my shock absorber break down was when the wife said maybe because he has not shaved or he wasn't looking fresh enough, she told him it was probably cos I was thinking about he even spoke to his baby. Chineke!!!! the dude in question and his wife are typical Naija people they no even get mixed blood and she has only been in Yankee for three years. I dint even know what to say. The dude sha gave me a million and one reasons why I should agree. I just did the guy wuru wuru and left his office to take my vaccine so I wont be late for my class. My own question now is that ‘What do you call it when the wife approves of it and is even in full support of it and she even goes to extent of giving her husband details on how to get the babe?’

PS: I just discovered a website yesterday that finds entertainment to be related to occult sturvs and even gives complete analysis of how he arrived at that conclusion as seriously how jobless can people get please just enjoy the entertainment is that too much to do. If you want to check out the website this is the link: http://vigilantcitizen.com

TIBA

18 comments:

miz.lola said...

hmm..this one is another level..can't comprehend lol

BSNC said...

lol their own case is something else. Maybe they were forced to marry each other, now they are both tired( or bored) trying to spice up their marriage. You know there is nothing new understand the sun...


how are you anyways..

Sassy Trends said...

BSNC na like that now o. babes no even care again so far them hubbies perform the moneytry and sextry functions...
na like that gaskia, the thing don tire me o.

chayoma said...

This one pass me oh!
So does the wife play the field too abi na only the hubby?
Oh....wonders shall never cease to amaze me.

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

i can't believe i'm just seeing this...

LOL!!! PLEEEEEASE PUT UP YOUR PIC...e be like say you fine reach that level!!!

OMO...what a wonderful wife...maybe you all can have a threesome...HAHAHA!!!

but seriously, na wa oh!!! dem two no get shame...LWKMD!!!

leggy said...

lwkmd at the picture...huh??is right.

Sir Scribbles II said...

LOL! Omo u go fear na! Dis no be jazz o! It's just a very horny family joh...wife and husband join including the 11 month old baby sef!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

@miz.lola: as in ehn, a totally diff. level...lol

@BSNC: that's d funny story, dey r totally into each other cos dey were usin plenty endearments on d fone...lol, m fine nd ow u bin?

@sassy trends: dts so true but dt 1 na 4 deir pockets...lol

@chayoma: hu knws maybe dey r both doin it...lol

@David: lol u r nt crz, threesome ko, threesome ni...lol, dey can carry dere fantasies to the bush..lol

@leggy: its shock dt 1st experienced before ny oda emotion...lol

TaioFierce Ameen said...

@Sir Scribbles: lol, congi has turned into disease for dis family oh... dey shld nt come nd include me in there freaky desires...lol

RocNaija said...

Begs the question though.. Was that actually his wife that picked up the phone?

miss.fab said...

Wow... I wasn't even moved until he put his wife on speaker. Um, what??? Nawa o! Wonders shall never end sha.

TaioFierce Ameen said...

@Roc: dts wt m nt so sure of but dere wz a baby sayin Dada at d background nd he made a statement like'honey, lemme talk 2 baby' and he also told d baby after alot of incoherent giggles'daddy luvs u 2'

@miss.fab: as in ehn crz wonders shall neva cease to end....lol

sunnyside said...

Everyday we hear a new story, i tot dis hapnd only in d movies especialy wit 'whites'. Wow lol. Nice blog

Ms. 'dufa said...

I don't even know what to say...I can't understand it. I'll like to think they were just playing with you?

If not, then its just crazeee madness!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

@Sunnyside: I tot so too until...

@Ms.'dufa: I pray dey r cos d day 4 my nxt dose is drawin close nd m stl scared to go to d skwl clinic..lol

Controversy said...

Lol of cus this is easy to comprehend. They are new generation nigerian families.
IN such a family, u've heard of man and wife going out to find fuckmates etc.
Maybe this is the case lol

TaioFierce Ameen said...

@Controversy: nawa 4 d dude nd his fuckmate oh, he shld beta luk further...lol

ociajan said...

lsdkmd!!*wink*