No F**king Today, Come Back… Never

So here is the thing, I don’t want to fuck you or I believe “Run things” was the phrase you used. That alone turns me off. There are a million and one girls around, the one you fucked the day I was in your room with your roommates.(No courtesy and nawa to the babe too). There is also the girl that you were professing love for on the phone when you thought I was asleep… I can go on listing but the whole point is I dont want to fuck you or even ever kiss. I do not want to spoil the prospects of you ever using your 9!©к, so do not allow me give you the talk that destroys every boy’s self esteem. Why do you have to be childish about everything? I am not the first girl saying no and I am def. not the last I am sure of that. Later you get the guts to call me a baby when you cant even behave like the adult that you are suppose to be. You go about with your fake britico accent, which by the way everyone knows it is fake. Do you know the insults I got for even ever standing to hold a convo with you but I took those insults thinking you were smart enough to realise all that I was doing. I even went as far as having a quarrel with one of my best friends ever cause of you and you def. werent worth it. First you embarrass and you dont apologize. It was until I was with someone else you realised that I haven’t come to see you in a long time(did you ever call me and that was like 4months) I tried to be friendly but you just have to realise that we cant ever be again so stop trying to embarrass me anywhere by referring to what we had. I am not denying anything but you know very well beneath that your ego that is too big for your body, that we are never ever going to be together again. I promise that the next shitty stunt you ever pull will cost you a lot. I am tired of being the adult.

PS: I so want the arsenal new kit but cant get one right now and its urgent jersey party is in exactly 3 days..... :-(

TIBA

Boys are Like Roses

My dear Blog, forgive for I have sinned.This is my first blog post in 13days. I have fallen ill(yeah a bad sore throat, skull destroying migraine and a serious temperature), gotten a lot of assignments, gotten stolen away by twitter even facebooked for about 13hrs in this 13 days but i never for once forgot about I was always postponing cos I knew I needed special time to talk to you. I have had a lot of things to to you about but my lecturers believe others, even when I had 4days break my alter ego went on twitter was getting overtly addicted. I just got the reins of my life back today and you were the first I thought of…… ok, I thought about my software construction class first but still I thought you next. I realised if I dint write some things for you today it might be my last chance for a very long time to talk to you. My next two weeks are filled with what my parents and lecturers think is good 4 me, tests, midterms and many Assignments good enough for a whole primary school….

Back to my main story of boys being like roses. At first it was an hypothesis then I put it into an experiment on 4 different boys and I came up with my story of them being like roses. The story is normally like this before you start going out with them, they act all nice pretty and make you feel special just like how roses look before you pluck them all pretty nice. They are like this so that you are drawn towards you don’t notice the thorns in them and your problems begin immediately your start plucking them. First your can get hurt by the thorns when you pluck them just like boys their old dirty secrets start coming out from where ever they were hiding and hurting you a little bit just like the prick from the thorn, they will always stop hurting you after a little time. But that might just be the beginning of the problem, some girls dont bother to continue plucking it while others do and take it home. It’s either you put it in water or you dont. If you dont, it will die at some point before you realise what is going on. When you decide to put them in water and you dont let air get in the will also die. Now if you do both and you dont let some sunlight to get on them, same thing happens they still die. When you do the three, you enjoy them for a while before they are like all living things that die. Same logic goes for boys, they leave when you dont give them anytime(like saying boyfriend for mouth), they also go when you give them too much time and you dont allow them have alone time or socialize with their friends, even when you give them everything and forget to return a few phone calls they begin to question why you are avoiding them/ But if you treat them well with every every, they will be there for long, they will def. leave since they have to obey the law of nature that says all living things lie. Was that a convincing theory?

water - time

water and air - giving them everything and no breathing space

sunlight means breathing space

PS: I really totally completely missed blogging and a lot of drama has been going on around school lately. Apparently there exists a group that think they are gossip girls of the school spreading random gist and sending spam mails to people, I cant deny that I wasnt curious to know the gist but it wasnt all fantastic after I heard it....LOL

Just added some little stuff to make my ramblings more understandable if it's still not I ll break it down futher....

TIBA

Naija Internet Shortcuts!!!!!

My fellow blogvilleans,

I got this from a friend and i wanted share and if you have seen it before just act surprised again it won’t kill…lwkm.

Make una read this list o. E don reach time wey we, as origina Naija
peoples go stop to dey use abbreviations like LoL, LMAO, LMAOROTF, BRB, WAS, etc etc. When we fit dey use abbreviation for our own exceptional street lingua. why?

• your at work and your chattin, no amount of spyware and things go bother you, u go still fit yab your boss NS(nothin spoil) whilst u still dey answer the maga YB (Yes Boss).
• Since our slangs are non-tribal, who knows, maybe this will further foster the bond ONE NAIJA, especially since its written and thus there's no chance of Danjuma pronouncing anything hillariously.
• Hey, why not, I'm sure it'll be fun learnin and more fun
  indoctrinating others too.NLT (I shant translate this). As my brother
  would say; Is a hell of Lingua.
  

So peoples, LGT!

1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy
51. NDU - Notin do una

Hope you all remembered to laugh oh…… LSDKMD(Laugh Still Dey Kill Me Die) my own version

PS: Did you know that the true meaning of SWAG from the Flash Dictionary of the old was stolen booty or loot or stolen stuff generally? and Leggy has changed her url to leggymoved.blogspot.com

TIBA

FilmTrick or BlackMagic or Jazz...

I am really not sure which it is but I am sure you my fellow blogvillean can help me detect it after this unbelievable story of mine which I still dont believe.

So I decided to be faithful to my Hepatitis B vaccine which I have been taking for about 5 years and have never completed it. I went to the school clinic to take when I met the doctor on duty who was sitting in the nurse’s office. I told him I wanted to take my vaccine and he then told me to sit and wait for the nurse. He begins to ask questions and I thought he was just trying to be friendly, you know the way doctors are(well some of them). He decided to start flirting with me and I thought he was just teasing so I was doing same and before I could say ‘jazz’ or ‘juju’ I was sitting in his office and we were talking about me being his girlfriend. I tried to comprehend the whole gist, still thinking he was joking and I pretended to be thinking about it. Then it got more serious so I decided to ask him if it was a joke or not and he said it wasnt a joke and he meant every word of what he was saying. I was shocked and told him it was against everything I stood for to date a married man cause he was cheating in his wife and I would be contributing to it. Immediately I said that, he called his wife(and did I forget to mention that the wife was very beautiful and they already had a child who is almost 11months). He put the phone on speaker and gave the wife of how he asked me out and the part that made my shock absorber break down was when the wife said maybe because he has not shaved or he wasn't looking fresh enough, she told him it was probably cos I was thinking about he even spoke to his baby. Chineke!!!! the dude in question and his wife are typical Naija people they no even get mixed blood and she has only been in Yankee for three years. I dint even know what to say. The dude sha gave me a million and one reasons why I should agree. I just did the guy wuru wuru and left his office to take my vaccine so I wont be late for my class. My own question now is that ‘What do you call it when the wife approves of it and is even in full support of it and she even goes to extent of giving her husband details on how to get the babe?’

PS: I just discovered a website yesterday that finds entertainment to be related to occult sturvs and even gives complete analysis of how he arrived at that conclusion as seriously how jobless can people get please just enjoy the entertainment is that too much to do. If you want to check out the website this is the link: http://vigilantcitizen.com

TIBA

I Am Just Not That Into You

Congrats to Sir Scribbles on his 100th post. Happy New Month fellow blogvilleans(even though its belated)

Anyways, You will never believe that the guy I told I didnt like him the way he did me has been going about telling everyone that cares to listen that he is in love with me. It's now like a public joke round school, all my fiends torment me with it. "Abeg, make this guy no come pour san san 4 my garri oh!!"LOL. I am looking for fresh blood...oh what is it sef? I think its time to take drastic measures, I am just not feeling him, I have been trying to do it in a nice and quiet way but he doesn't want it, He wants everyone to know that I am not return all the love...nawa oh, fear catch me but I no run. He wants people to be tagging me as the heartless bitch, I decided that in my new path to self discovery, I will only do things that I will benefit from and he wont change that. I cant even vex sef. Its a new semester.

School is now back in full swing and every every, can't wait for all the rumours to start pouring in. Before we came back to school, a new rule was made that banned girls from entering into boys dorm except common rooms but the SGA fought for the abolishion of that rule...lol and finally its going to be official tomorrow, all the people that have been giving us public show can now go private(as in see people everywhere in twos giving us some kind PSA, dont they realise the presence of underage new high school graduates...lol) Nobody is even obeying the rules of car ban, all those rules na for mouth...lol

Dr. A will never cease to amaze me, he started teaching on the first day of class, it was like we never had a break from the last course when all normal lecturers will use first class as an introductory class. My Software Construction lecturer is so cute, he blushes alot and he is tries to speak pidgin although he is Armenian...lol. Now I have to start reading to keep up in class. I have a 4.0 target for the semester oh.... but that doesnt mean I am going to dull oh. People tend to imagine that all IT realated people are geeks but sorry to bust their bubbles, I love partying and I dont wear large glasses that cover my face and baggy clothes that hide my body...lol and I am still focused on my IT without them.

PS: I am supposed to be sleeping cos I have a morning class...lol

TIBA